I like how glasses suggest intelligence instead of broken eyes.
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If anyone ever tells you you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don’t need that kind of negativity in your life.
1.) The girl practiced safe sex and used condoms. SMART. AS. FUCK.
2.) I’ve seen this reblogged with notes calling her a “whore” and a “skank”. Fuck that noise. Over half the girls on tumblr will, or have, sucked the dick of a guy they just met, only hung out with a few times, or barely know, and then stress because he hasn’t called them back or he’s treating them like shit. Meanwhile the same girls go to work at a minimum wage job where they don’t even make $920 in 3 months, much less a day.
Good for this chick. She’s on her hustle and I ain’t mad at her. Make that money, girl!
you go girl
suck them dicks
achieve your dreams
are we going to ignore that these guys were willing to pay $460 just to have pleasure? i might not know a lot about how this business goes down but dayum she must have done a good job
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This bother me.
Is that “cuttlefish” really dead though? Since that isn’t salt and its habitat kind of consists of a sodium solution so why would it have an adverse reaction to it? Also, it doesn’t fit the rest of the gifs at all. Since you know. It’s not science. It originated from a youtube video of someone pouring sauce on a half alive octopus. Ok sorry. This just made me cringe.
It is dead it’s just reacting with the muscles of the octopus, it’s not alive at all
me watching the victoria’s secret fashion show
FUCK I HATE THIS STUPID FAT LITTLE SHIT I HOPE SHE BURNS IN HELL WITH HER FAT WHITE TRASH FAMILY
Her and her “fat white trash family” take all of their $ and toys they receive as donations and give them back to the needy. Not to mention the fact that they all are loud and proud supporters of the LGBT community. She’s 8 years old and shows more compassion than most people my age. Log out.
What the fuck drowninginranch. What the actual fuck.
The best times to kiss a girl
When she’s babbling on about something. When you’re arguing. When you see her. When you’re with her. When you’re with your friends. When she cries. When shes happy. When she does something you love. After you ask her out. After she says she loves you. After you just kissed her. Before you leave. My point is, whenever you get the chance to kiss her, kiss her.
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